13 things that happen every time you drive in Brampton

1. You end up breaking the law like:

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2. You get real territorial real fast

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3. You brace yourself for the moment your good day goes to #$%!

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4. You take those little moments to be smug AF

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5. You get really expressive with your hands

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6. You find yourself yelling an ungodly amount

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7. You turn into Dr. Jeckyll and Mr. Hyde

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8. You start to question your own sanity

You can’t have been the only person who learned what blinkers were for in driving school, right?

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9. Your heart becomes cold and ruthless

It’s the only way to survive on the road around these parts

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10. Your vengeful nature really comes out

You may find yourself taking joy in other people’s misery. That’s right, it’s a cold hard world on the roads of Brampton out there

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11. You have to employ creative coping mechanisms

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12. You get next level paranoid

Is the person in front trying to make you rear end them for insurance money? Who knows!

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13. You worry for the life of your car, Big Bertha, Apollo, or whatever you’ve decided to name it

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