What’s that blocking the sun? Is it a bird, or a plane? No, just a giant monstrous blue house. The first time you ever set your eyes on the hulking blue home, Bramptons’s very own pièce de résistance, you’ll probably go through a whirlwind of emotions. Not to worry, we’ve rounded them up so you’re fully prepared for the experience.
1. You probably won’t believe your eyes at first
2. Shock will very quickly turn to complete and utter confusion
Like dafuq is this thing and who thought it was a good idea?
3. You might even get a little bit angry
Or rather, you’ll be angry for the people who have to see this thing every time the look out their windows.
4. And you’ll probably cry a little bit inside too
Those property values, oh god, not the property values.
5. You’ll try to reason with yourself
Maybe Morticia and the gang are moving in
or maybe…
it’s the zombie apocalypse and you didn’t get the memo. There has to be a plausible explanation, there just has to be!
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6. You’ll be hopeful, but only for a second
Should someone light a match while no one’s looking? Maybe bulldoze it? Just get Sandy Kennedy on the phone? If anyone can fix this, it’s Sandy!
Source: Brampton Memes
7. You’ll come to the startling realization that there’s nothing you can do
That big blue monstrosity is all up in everyone’s grill.
All.
Up.
In it.
And it isn’t going anywhere anytime soon as the case goes through the courts. On the plus side, it’s attracting out-of-towners. Maybe Brampton can spin a profit from visits with Monster House keychains and t-shirts.
